1 00:00:03,141 --> 00:00:05,695 - THE SOUL MANIS RECORDED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 2 00:00:05,729 --> 00:00:08,008 - ♪ LOVE LIFTED ME 3 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:11,839 ♪ YOU KNOW LOVE LIFTED ME 4 00:00:11,873 --> 00:00:13,323 ♪ WHEN I-- 5 00:00:13,358 --> 00:00:15,187 OH! [laughs] 6 00:00:15,222 --> 00:00:16,361 OH, YOU GOTTA FORGIVE ME. 7 00:00:16,395 --> 00:00:17,534 SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE HYPED 8 00:00:17,569 --> 00:00:22,367 WHEN THE COLLECTION PLATE IS FULL. 9 00:00:22,401 --> 00:00:24,714 - YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME, DO YOU, BOYCE? 10 00:00:24,748 --> 00:00:26,578 - GINA? 11 00:00:26,612 --> 00:00:27,579 GIRL! 12 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:29,063 [both laughing] WOW! 13 00:00:29,098 --> 00:00:30,892 LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 14 00:00:30,927 --> 00:00:33,102 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 15 00:00:33,136 --> 00:00:36,415 - I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE '98, AT THE FOX THEATER, 16 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,176 DURING YOUR "BITE YOUR THIGH" TOUR. 17 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:39,591 [laughter] 18 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:41,938 - YEAH, IRONICALLY, I CHIPPED MY TOOTH DOING THAT TOUR. 19 00:00:41,972 --> 00:00:44,699 [mumbles] 20 00:00:44,734 --> 00:00:46,253 SO WHAT BRINGS YOU BY? 21 00:00:46,287 --> 00:00:48,945 - I'M GETTING MARRIED. - OH. 22 00:00:48,979 --> 00:00:51,810 WOW, SWEETIE. CONGRATULATIONS. 23 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:53,225 SO I GET TO DO THE HONORS? 24 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:54,468 - WELL, WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT IN IOWA, 25 00:00:54,502 --> 00:00:55,745 BUT DREW AND I WERE HOPING 26 00:00:55,779 --> 00:00:58,230 TO HAVE ANOTHER CEREMONY HERE AT MY HOME CHURCH 27 00:00:58,265 --> 00:00:59,749 FOR FRIENDS THAT CAN'T MAKE IT. 28 00:00:59,783 --> 00:01:02,062 - OF COURSE. WELL, I WOULD BE HAPPY TO HELP 29 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:05,720 YOU AND YOUR FIANCE DOUBLE TIE YOUR KNOT. 30 00:01:05,755 --> 00:01:07,653 YES, MA'AM, CAN I HELP YOU? 31 00:01:07,688 --> 00:01:11,243 - OH, BOYCE, THIS IS MY FIANCEE DREW. 32 00:01:13,935 --> 00:01:15,282 - PLEASURE. 33 00:01:15,316 --> 00:01:18,423 - OKAY, DREW! OH, YOU WERE SAYING, "DREW." 34 00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:20,494 I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "DREW." 35 00:01:20,528 --> 00:01:23,117 BUT YOU WERE SAYING, "DREW," 36 00:01:23,152 --> 00:01:26,845 WHERE THE "E" IS FEMININE. 37 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,158 - YOU'RE STILL OKAY TO DO THE CEREMONY? 38 00:01:29,192 --> 00:01:31,470 I KNOW A LOT OF PASTORS WOULD FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. 39 00:01:31,505 --> 00:01:34,853 - NO, NO, NO, NOT ME. IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE. 40 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,303 - SEE, I TOLD YOU HE WAS COOL. 41 00:01:36,337 --> 00:01:40,686 - YEAH, YEAH, I'M COOL. EVERYBODY'S COOL, SO COOL. 42 00:01:40,721 --> 00:01:43,379 LISTEN, UH, DIDN'T YOU USED TO DATE STAMPS? 43 00:01:43,413 --> 00:01:44,414 - I DID. 44 00:01:44,449 --> 00:01:45,760 ACTUALLY, HE WAS THE LAST GUY 45 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:48,522 THAT I DATED BEFORE I MET DREW. 46 00:01:48,556 --> 00:01:50,455 - [laughs] 47 00:01:50,489 --> 00:01:53,423 YEAH, STAMPS WILL DO THAT TO A WOMAN. 48 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:55,253 - BUT HE WASN'T THE REASON. 49 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:59,084 - OH, WHEN I TELL THE STORY, HE WILL BE. 50 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,087 [soul music] 51 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:09,059 ♪ 52 00:02:09,094 --> 00:02:11,579 - ♪ HEY 53 00:02:11,614 --> 00:02:15,065 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 54 00:02:16,619 --> 00:02:18,448 WHOA, BABE, LOOK AT ALL THESE WIGS. 55 00:02:18,483 --> 00:02:21,762 I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE BACK ROW OF A TYLER PERRY MOVIE. 56 00:02:21,796 --> 00:02:24,074 - WELL, I'M GETTING READY FOR MY FIRST BIG HAIR SHOW, 57 00:02:24,109 --> 00:02:27,043 AND I GOTTA HAVE 20 WIGS FINISHED BY THURSDAY. 58 00:02:27,077 --> 00:02:28,458 NOW, IF MY BOOTH IS A BIG HIT, 59 00:02:28,493 --> 00:02:29,459 THIS COULD BE GOOD FOR ME. 60 00:02:29,494 --> 00:02:31,496 THIS IS HOW JOSE EBER STARTED. 61 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:35,155 - OH, YEAH, I LOVE HIS TEQUILAS. 62 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:38,019 BABE, SO I HAD A LADY COME IN MY OFFICE TODAY 63 00:02:38,054 --> 00:02:41,195 WITH HER FIANCEE, WANTS ME TO DO HER WEDDING CEREMONY. 64 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:42,990 - OH, THAT'S SWEET. - YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT. 65 00:02:43,024 --> 00:02:45,958 IF I TOLD YOU HER FIANCEE'S NAME WAS DREW, 66 00:02:45,993 --> 00:02:48,202 WOULD YOU BE THINKING DREW CAREY 67 00:02:48,237 --> 00:02:51,032 OR DREW BARRYMORE? 68 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:53,897 - YOU'RE HOOKING UP TWO WOMEN. - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 69 00:02:53,932 --> 00:02:56,624 - 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP SMILING. 70 00:02:56,659 --> 00:02:58,247 - I'M NOT SMILING. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 71 00:02:58,281 --> 00:03:01,422 AIN'T NOBODY SMILING. 72 00:03:01,457 --> 00:03:04,080 - I'M PROUD OF YOU, BOYCE. - [chuckles] 73 00:03:04,114 --> 00:03:05,737 - BEING ALL PROGRESSIVE AND WHATNOT. 74 00:03:05,771 --> 00:03:06,910 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA ANNOUNCE IT 75 00:03:06,945 --> 00:03:08,567 AT THE PASTOR'S BRUNCH TOMORROW TOO. 76 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:11,846 BABE, BY THE WAY, I THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR THIS MICHELLE OBAMA. 77 00:03:11,881 --> 00:03:15,298 - OKAY, FIRST, DON'T TOUCH MICHELLE. 78 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,990 AND SECOND, HONEY, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. 79 00:03:18,025 --> 00:03:19,129 I GOT A LOT OF WORK. 80 00:03:19,164 --> 00:03:20,269 - UH-UH, UH-UH. 81 00:03:20,303 --> 00:03:22,098 LOOK, WE ARE HOSTING THIS THING TOGETHER. 82 00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:23,582 - BUT-- - I-I NEED YOU THERE. 83 00:03:23,617 --> 00:03:25,205 THERE'S GONNA BE PASTORS FROM ALL OVER ST. LOUIS THERE. 84 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:27,690 THESE ARE MY GOOD, GOOD, GOOD FRIENDS. 85 00:03:27,724 --> 00:03:30,589 I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THEIR NAMES. 86 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:34,628 - OH, STAMPS, THANKS FOR PICKING UP LUNCH. 87 00:03:34,662 --> 00:03:36,561 - HEY, YOU'RE LOLLI'S SISTER. WE'RE FAMILY. 88 00:03:36,595 --> 00:03:39,460 ALTHOUGH NOT SUCH CLOSE FAMILY THAT, UH, 89 00:03:39,495 --> 00:03:41,531 IT WOULD RULE OUT OTHER THINGS. 90 00:03:41,566 --> 00:03:45,328 - HUH? - NOTHING. NOTHING. 91 00:03:45,363 --> 00:03:46,640 SO WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? 92 00:03:46,674 --> 00:03:48,711 - MY PROFILE FOR A DATING WEBSITE. 93 00:03:48,745 --> 00:03:51,196 - OH. 94 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,818 WELL, HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD LET ME HELP YOU OUT. 95 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:54,337 YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, CREATIVE LYING 96 00:03:54,372 --> 00:03:57,064 IS WHAT I DO BEST. 97 00:03:57,098 --> 00:03:58,790 I PERFECTED IT WHEN I WAS ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE. 98 00:03:58,824 --> 00:04:01,689 - [laughs] ALL RIGHT. WELL, COME ON OVER HERE THEN, 99 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:03,795 AND HELP ME PICK OUT A PICTURE. - WHAT YOU GOT HERE? 100 00:04:03,829 --> 00:04:06,038 WHAT YOU GOT HERE? - OKAY? 101 00:04:06,073 --> 00:04:08,178 - OKAY, FIRST MISTAKE, THAT PICTURE IS ALL WRONG. 102 00:04:08,213 --> 00:04:10,422 - WHAT? I LOOK HOT IN THAT PICTURE. 103 00:04:10,457 --> 00:04:13,149 - TOO HOT. OKAY, LOOK, THE TIGHT RED DRESS, 104 00:04:13,183 --> 00:04:16,635 SHOWING ALL YOUR-- [clears throat] 105 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,188 LET'S PICK ANOTHER PICTURE. 106 00:04:18,223 --> 00:04:21,709 HOW ABOUT, UM... THIS ONE FROM LAST CHRISTMAS? 107 00:04:21,744 --> 00:04:25,368 - I LOOK TERRIBLE IN THAT. - EXACTLY. 108 00:04:25,403 --> 00:04:27,094 YOU WANT A TERRIBLE PICTURE 109 00:04:27,128 --> 00:04:31,063 BECAUSE IT SAYS THAT, UM, YOU KNOW, THIS WOMAN IS SO FINE 110 00:04:31,098 --> 00:04:32,927 THAT SHE DON'T CARE HOW JACKED UP HER HAIR IS 111 00:04:32,962 --> 00:04:34,860 AND HOW MANY TRACKS ARE FALLING OFF HER HEAD. 112 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:36,310 - HEY. 113 00:04:36,345 --> 00:04:37,449 - LET'S MOVE ON. 114 00:04:37,484 --> 00:04:41,142 ALL RIGHT, UM, DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL MATE. 115 00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:45,043 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, HANDSOME. 116 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:47,563 FIT. 117 00:04:47,597 --> 00:04:49,599 FUNNY. 118 00:04:52,395 --> 00:04:54,639 STOP PLAYING AROUND, STAMPS. - [laughs] 119 00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:56,365 - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT? 120 00:04:56,399 --> 00:04:58,021 HE'S GOT TO HAVE GOALS, 121 00:04:58,056 --> 00:05:00,886 SOMETHING HE'S REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT. 122 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:04,027 - GOALS? 123 00:05:04,062 --> 00:05:06,202 PASSION? 124 00:05:06,236 --> 00:05:08,860 YOU KNOW, FOR A DOCTOR WHO'S ATTRACTIVE AND SUCCESSFUL, 125 00:05:08,894 --> 00:05:10,896 YOU'RE PICKY. 126 00:05:16,419 --> 00:05:18,214 [phone rings] - HELLO? 127 00:05:18,248 --> 00:05:19,974 - LOLLI, WHERE ARE YOU? - BABE, I'M SORRY. 128 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:21,769 I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. 129 00:05:21,804 --> 00:05:24,772 - I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP WITH NAMES. 130 00:05:24,807 --> 00:05:25,946 A GUY JUST GAVE ME HIS NUMBER, 131 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:28,949 AND I HAD TO SAVE IT AS "BIRD-FACE BALD GUY." 132 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:31,365 - THAT'S DARIUS ANDERSON. 133 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,504 OOH, OOH! 134 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:34,506 BABY, MY KIM KARDASHIAN WIG IS ON FIRE. 135 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:36,370 GOTTA GO. 136 00:05:36,405 --> 00:05:39,960 - BUT--LOLLI. OH, GOODNESS. 137 00:05:39,994 --> 00:05:44,378 - PASTOR BALLENTINE, WE NEED TO DISCUSS YOUR MORAL COMPASS. 138 00:05:44,413 --> 00:05:47,416 - SISTER PEARLY AND THE SELF-RIGHTEOUS FUNKY BUNCH. 139 00:05:47,450 --> 00:05:48,555 COME ON IN. 140 00:05:48,589 --> 00:05:50,557 - IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION 141 00:05:50,591 --> 00:05:54,940 THAT YOU AGREED TO HOLD A LESBIAN CEREMONY IN MY CHURCH. 142 00:05:54,975 --> 00:05:56,252 - ALL RIGHT, NOW, IF YOU ARE REFERRING 143 00:05:56,286 --> 00:05:59,497 TO THE SAME-SEX CEREMONY I AGREED TO OFFICIATE 144 00:05:59,531 --> 00:06:02,016 IN OUR CHURCH, THEN YOU ARE CORRECT. 145 00:06:02,051 --> 00:06:05,295 - AND AS OUR LEADER, IT IS YOUR JOB TO REPRESENT 146 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:08,678 OUR BELIEFS, NOT PARTAKE IN THIS ABOMINATION. 147 00:06:08,713 --> 00:06:11,923 OH, IT IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE. 148 00:06:11,957 --> 00:06:14,960 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE ALL GONNA LISTEN TO ME. 149 00:06:14,995 --> 00:06:18,826 I AM GONNA TREAT THESE WOMEN LIKE I WOULD ANY OTHER COUPLE, 150 00:06:18,861 --> 00:06:20,241 AND IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, 151 00:06:20,276 --> 00:06:22,934 YOU CAN TAKE IT UP WITH THE HUNDREDS OF PASTORS 152 00:06:22,968 --> 00:06:25,661 THAT'S DOWNSTAIRS FIGHTING OVER 30 MEATBALLS. 153 00:06:25,695 --> 00:06:27,766 COME ON. 154 00:06:27,801 --> 00:06:29,389 COME ON. YEAH. 155 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:32,046 - MARK MY WORDS, PASTOR. 156 00:06:32,081 --> 00:06:36,085 IF YOU CONTINUE DOWN THIS PATH, I WILL CONVENE A MEETING 157 00:06:36,119 --> 00:06:38,156 WITH THE CHURCH ELDERS, AND WE WILL KICK 158 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:41,021 YOUR SACRILEGIOUS BUTT TO THE CURB. 159 00:06:41,055 --> 00:06:43,057 - [scoffs] 160 00:06:43,092 --> 00:06:45,128 SHE WASHED JESUS' FEET ONE TIME, 161 00:06:45,163 --> 00:06:47,614 AND NOW SHE THINKS SHE KNOW HIM. 162 00:06:49,926 --> 00:06:51,272 - YOU KNOW, I USUALLY LIKE TO START OFF 163 00:06:51,307 --> 00:06:54,310 THESE PREMARITAL COUNSELING SESSIONS WITH A LITTLE JOKE 164 00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:56,657 ABOUT HOW MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM A PLANET 165 00:06:56,692 --> 00:06:59,349 THAT HASN'T BEEN DISCOVERED YET. [laughs] 166 00:07:04,734 --> 00:07:06,011 TRUST ME, IF THERE WAS A GUY HERE, 167 00:07:06,046 --> 00:07:09,152 THAT JOKE WOULD KILL. 168 00:07:09,187 --> 00:07:12,121 SO WHERE DO YOU PLAN ON LIVING AFTER YOU'RE MARRIED? 169 00:07:12,155 --> 00:07:14,917 - IOWA. - MAUI. 170 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:17,160 I DON'T LIKE IOWA. 171 00:07:17,195 --> 00:07:21,820 THE PEOPLE ARE CORN HUSKERS, AND THAT'S WHAT THEY BRAG ABOUT. 172 00:07:21,855 --> 00:07:23,132 - DO YOU PLAN ON STARTING A FAMILY? 173 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:26,584 - YES, YES, WE'RE GOING TO ADOPT FIVE BABIES. 174 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:28,240 - [chuckles] SHE'S CRAZY, RIGHT? 175 00:07:28,275 --> 00:07:31,209 I'M SAYING, WHO WANTS TO ADOPT FIVE BABIES? 176 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:33,073 - NO ONE, UNLESS YOU KNOW THEY CAN HARMONIZE 177 00:07:33,107 --> 00:07:34,833 AND AT LEAST ONE OF THEM CAN MOONWALK. 178 00:07:34,868 --> 00:07:37,560 - [laughs] 179 00:07:37,595 --> 00:07:39,286 BABY, WE'RE NOT ADOPTING. 180 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,529 I CAN'T WAIT TO CARRY OUR CHILD. 181 00:07:40,563 --> 00:07:43,186 - OKAY, SEE, DREW WANTS US TO BE INSEMINATED 182 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:45,706 BY THE SAME DONOR AT THE SAME TIME. 183 00:07:45,741 --> 00:07:48,571 - OH, NO, NO, NO. I DO NOT RECOMMEND 184 00:07:48,606 --> 00:07:50,608 TWO PREGNANT WOMEN UNDER THE SAME ROOF. 185 00:07:50,642 --> 00:07:53,611 WITHOUT A MAN, WHO ARE YOU GONNA BE MEAN TO UNJUSTLY? 186 00:07:53,645 --> 00:07:56,648 [laughs] SEE-- 187 00:07:58,167 --> 00:08:01,757 AGAIN, IF THERE WAS A GUY HERE, THAT WOULD KILL RIGHT THERE. 188 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:04,829 - I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE SO UPTIGHT ABOUT ADOPTION. 189 00:08:04,863 --> 00:08:06,762 I SWEAR, YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 190 00:08:06,796 --> 00:08:09,074 - TAKE IT BACK. - LOOK, LADIES. 191 00:08:09,109 --> 00:08:10,559 I'M WATCHING YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER, 192 00:08:10,593 --> 00:08:13,320 AND I'M--I'M GOING THROUGH YOUR QUESTIONNAIRE, 193 00:08:13,354 --> 00:08:14,735 AND, I MEAN, OTHER THAN THE FACT 194 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:17,082 THAT YOU DRIVE MATCHING JEEP WRANGLERS, 195 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:19,326 YOU DON'T AGREE ON ANYTHING. 196 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,777 I MEAN, YOU'RE BAPTIST, AND YOU'RE CATHOLIC. 197 00:08:21,811 --> 00:08:23,986 YOU LIKE TO SPEND MONEY, YOU PINCH PENNIES. 198 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:26,264 - I'M FRUGAL. - IS THAT CATHOLIC FOR "CHEAP"? 199 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:28,369 - OKAY, LOOK, YOU'RE PROVING MY POINT. 200 00:08:28,404 --> 00:08:31,096 YOU GOT SOME BIG ISSUES TO WORK OUT. 201 00:08:31,131 --> 00:08:32,339 - SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 202 00:08:32,373 --> 00:08:34,514 - WELL, I THINK WHAT I'M SAYING-- 203 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,723 - NO, WHAT AREYOU SAYING? 204 00:08:36,757 --> 00:08:37,896 - WELL, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS-- 205 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:39,553 - WELL, SAY IT, THEN! 206 00:08:39,588 --> 00:08:43,695 - OKAY, YOU DON'T WANT THIS ONE TO GET PREGNANT. 207 00:08:45,386 --> 00:08:47,665 - BOYCE, ARE YOU SAYING THAT WE SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED? 208 00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:50,460 - AS YOUR MINISTER, I JUST WOULD ADVISE 209 00:08:50,495 --> 00:08:53,394 YOU TWO LADIES TO ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION, 210 00:08:53,429 --> 00:08:56,190 "SHOULD WE BE TAKING SUCH A BIG STEP?" 211 00:08:56,225 --> 00:08:58,848 - "YOU TWO LADIES." MM, THERE IT IS. 212 00:08:58,883 --> 00:09:01,541 BABY, IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE GAY. LET'S GO. 213 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,749 - BOYCE, I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE COOL. 214 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,682 - HEY, HEY, NO, NO, COME ON, NOW. 215 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:06,097 I'M NOT JUDGING YOU ON THE GAY THING. 216 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:07,788 I'M COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE. 217 00:09:07,823 --> 00:09:09,687 MY LITTLE COUSIN TREMAINE IS GAY. 218 00:09:09,721 --> 00:09:12,137 I'VE BEEN BACKSTAGE AT TWO CIRQUE DU SOLEILS. 219 00:09:12,172 --> 00:09:13,380 - WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 220 00:09:13,414 --> 00:09:16,348 - I DON'T KNOW. ARE THEY NOT GAY? 221 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:24,149 [sighs] [grunts] 222 00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:25,357 HEY, WHERE'S LOLLI? 223 00:09:25,392 --> 00:09:26,531 - I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S YOUR WIFE. 224 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,291 SHOULDN'T YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS? 225 00:09:28,326 --> 00:09:32,295 - MAN, YOU'RE LIKE AN ANGRY PAULA DEEN. 226 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:33,814 WHAT'S GOT YOU SO WORKED UP? 227 00:09:33,849 --> 00:09:35,264 - I'M SORRY, BRO. MY BAD. 228 00:09:35,298 --> 00:09:38,025 I WAS HAVING LUNCH WITH... THIS GIRL I LIKE, 229 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:39,302 AND SHE IMPLIED THAT I DON'T HAVE 230 00:09:39,337 --> 00:09:41,201 PASSION OR DIRECTION IN MY LIFE. 231 00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:43,548 - OH, WOW, SO SHE WASN'T IMPRESSED 232 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:48,208 BY YOUR CHRONIC UNEMPLOYMENT OR LACK OF PERMANENT ADDRESS? 233 00:09:48,242 --> 00:09:50,624 - COME ON, MAN, I'M FOR REAL. I'M STRESSING OUT HERE. 234 00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:52,453 IF I'M EVER GONNA HAVE A CHANCE WITH THIS GIRL, 235 00:09:52,488 --> 00:09:54,007 I GOTTA STEP UP MY GAME. 236 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,733 NOW, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT FOR SOME WOMEN, 237 00:09:55,767 --> 00:10:00,461 ALL THIS SWEET CARAMEL PERFECTION ISN'T ENOUGH! 238 00:10:00,496 --> 00:10:03,257 - MMM, HEY, MAN, THIS IS GOOD. WHAT IS THIS? 239 00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:05,846 - IT'S SALTED CARAMEL FUDGE WITH CHOCOLATE GANACHE. 240 00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:09,263 - [chuckles] WELL, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU STRESS BAKE. 241 00:10:09,298 --> 00:10:11,887 - HEY, BABY. REALLY BUSY. 242 00:10:11,921 --> 00:10:14,303 OOH, SAVE ME A CUPCAKE. MAMA'S ON THE MOVE. 243 00:10:14,337 --> 00:10:17,478 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, SLOW DOWN THERE, FANTASIA. 244 00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:22,794 - OOH, BOYCE, THANK YOU. THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. 245 00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:25,763 - HEY, STAMPS, BY THE WAY, DO YOU REMEMBER GINA CHAPMAN, 246 00:10:25,797 --> 00:10:27,212 GIRL YOU USED TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL? 247 00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:28,317 - YEAH, YEAH. 248 00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:29,974 SHE LOVED HERSELF SOME STAMPS TOO. 249 00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:32,701 - YEAH, YOU TURNED HER GAY. 250 00:10:34,599 --> 00:10:37,878 - KINKY CURLY, THIS IS-- I NEED ASIAN SILKY! 251 00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:39,086 NO--OH! 252 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:42,400 [laughs] ASIAN SILKY! 253 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,955 - I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY, BECAUSE I HAD A MISERABLE DAY. 254 00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:48,889 I MEAN, FIRST OF ALL, I SEE SISTER JONES, 255 00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:50,304 AND I ASK HER WHERE HER HUSBAND IS. 256 00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:53,376 APPARENTLY, I SPOKE AT HIS FUNERAL LAST WEEK. 257 00:10:53,411 --> 00:10:55,827 THEN SISTER PEARLY AND HER CREW COME IN MAD 258 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,139 ABOUT THE GAY COUPLE, AND, OH, BY THE WAY, 259 00:10:57,173 --> 00:10:59,935 I PISSED OFF THE GAY COUPLE. 260 00:10:59,969 --> 00:11:03,559 - OKAY, BOYCE, DOES THIS REMY HAIR SAY "CARIBBEAN VACATION" 261 00:11:03,593 --> 00:11:06,389 OR "I JUST FELL IN THE KIDDIE POOL"? 262 00:11:06,424 --> 00:11:08,184 - I DON'T KNOW, BABY. IT'S HAIR IN A BOX. 263 00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:11,325 IT SAYS, "IT'S NOT MY HAIR." 264 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,879 HONEY, LOOK, I HAD MY FIRST SESSION 265 00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:15,295 WITH GINA AND HER PARTNER, AND I HAD 266 00:11:15,329 --> 00:11:17,918 TO LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY SHOULDN'T RUSH INTO MARRIAGE 267 00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:19,161 LIKE I WOULD ANY OTHER COUPLE. 268 00:11:19,195 --> 00:11:21,266 - LET ME SEE YOUR HAND. 269 00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:22,509 - WHAT-- 270 00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:25,995 - LET ME KNOW IN FIVE MINUTES IF THAT BURNS. 271 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,410 CONTINUE. 272 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:30,172 - THEY GET UPSET AT ME AND ACCUSE ME OF NOT WANTING 273 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:31,760 TO SUPPORT THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE GAY. 274 00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:33,796 LOOK, I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN ACCUSED 275 00:11:33,831 --> 00:11:36,834 OF BEING PREJUDICED BEFORE... EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME 276 00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:38,663 WHEN THE COP ASKED ME WHAT'S MY HURRY, 277 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:42,253 AND I SAID, "I'M GOING TO CRACKER BARREL." 278 00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:44,048 - UH-HUH. 279 00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:45,877 - YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME, ARE YOU? 280 00:11:45,912 --> 00:11:48,190 - NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU, BABE. 281 00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:51,745 I ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS TO GET MY BOOTH READY FOR THE HAIR EXPO. 282 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:52,919 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 283 00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:54,472 I'M GONNA BE GLAD WHEN THIS EXPO IS OVER, 284 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,612 SO EVERYTHING CAN GET BACK TO NORMAL. 285 00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:58,683 - "BACK TO NORMAL"? NO, NO, NO, NO. 286 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,755 IF THIS ALL GOES WELL, THIS WILLBE NORMAL. 287 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:02,963 I MEAN, I WANT TO MAKE A NAME FOR MYSELF, 288 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,931 AND I WANT MY SALON TO BE PROFITABLE. 289 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:08,348 - OH, BABE, I DON'T CARE IF YOUR SALON IS PROFITABLE. 290 00:12:08,382 --> 00:12:10,143 WHEN I INVESTED IN YOUR LITTLE HAIR THING, 291 00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:14,630 I KNEW IT WAS JUST A HOBBY. 292 00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:16,666 - SO ALL THIS IS JUST A HOBBY? 293 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,323 - YES, YES, IT'S JUST SOMETHING FOR YOU 294 00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:21,499 TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME, THAT'S ALL. 295 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:26,124 - HOW GENEROUS OF YOU. 296 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:27,988 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SAYING "GENEROUS," 297 00:12:28,023 --> 00:12:31,889 BUT I DON'T FEEL YOU MEAN IT THAT WAY. 298 00:12:31,923 --> 00:12:33,960 - BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SUPPORTING ME. 299 00:12:33,994 --> 00:12:35,237 - OH, OH, COME ON, NOW. 300 00:12:35,271 --> 00:12:36,514 NO, WHO WAS OUT THERE ON THEIR OWN TODAY? 301 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:37,722 WHERE WAS MY SUPPORT? 302 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,035 - BOYCE, I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT SUPPORT YOU! 303 00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:41,553 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 304 00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:43,797 I SUPPORTED YOU WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GO ON THE ROAD. 305 00:12:43,832 --> 00:12:46,213 I SUPPORTED YOU WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO CHANGE CAREERS. 306 00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:47,456 I EVEN SUPPORTED YOU 307 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:50,562 WHEN YOU WENT THROUGH THAT "HAMMER PANTS" PHASE. 308 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,082 - YOU SAID YOU LIKED THOSE. 309 00:12:53,117 --> 00:12:56,879 - BECAUSE I WAS SUPPORTING YOU! 310 00:12:56,914 --> 00:13:00,193 UNLIKE THOSE PANTS. 311 00:13:00,227 --> 00:13:03,575 BOYCE, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE WIND BENEATH YOUR WINGS. 312 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:06,233 WOULD IT KILL YOU TO GET UNDERNEATH MY WINGS 313 00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:08,684 AND BLOW FOR A CHANGE? 314 00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:11,652 DON'T. 315 00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:19,868 - AAH! [blowing] 316 00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:23,595 - [sighs] 317 00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,770 [mutters] 318 00:13:27,737 --> 00:13:30,395 GINA? 319 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:31,776 LOOK, YOU MIND IF I SIT? 320 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,124 - FREE COUNTRY. UNLESS YOU'RE GAY. 321 00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:38,196 - AH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I DESERVED THAT ONE. 322 00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:40,405 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE BY YOURSELF? 323 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,579 WHERE'S DREW? 324 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,098 - OH, AFTER WE LEFT YOU, 325 00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:46,032 WE GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THE SONG FOR OUR FIRST DANCE. 326 00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:47,171 SHE ASKED ME MY OPINION, 327 00:13:47,205 --> 00:13:48,310 I TELL HER WHAT IT IS, 328 00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:49,656 AND THEN SHE SAYS, "YOU'RE WRONG!" 329 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:51,037 - [chuckles] YEAH. 330 00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:53,349 I USUALLY LET LOLLI TELL ME WHAT MY OPINION IS, 331 00:13:53,384 --> 00:13:56,387 AND THEN I AGREE WITH IT. 332 00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:58,044 THAT'S HOW WE ENDED UP WITH 30 PILLOWS ON OUR BED 333 00:13:58,078 --> 00:14:00,460 AND NO TV BY THE JACUZZI. 334 00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:02,427 - WELL, I MEAN, IF SHE DOESN'T TELL ME SHE WANTS PEABO BRYSON, 335 00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:04,188 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT SHE WANTS PEABO BRYSON? 336 00:14:04,222 --> 00:14:07,467 AND WHO THE HELL IS PEABO BRYSON? 337 00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:09,469 - YOU--YOU GOTTA LEARN TO READ YOUR WOMAN. 338 00:14:09,503 --> 00:14:13,162 LIKE, "I'M COLD" MEANS "WAKE UP, HURRY ACROSS THE ROOM, 339 00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:14,405 "TURN THAT THERMOSTAT UP 340 00:14:14,439 --> 00:14:15,993 LIKE SOMEBODY THAT LOVES ME WOULD DO." 341 00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:17,166 - [laughs] 342 00:14:17,201 --> 00:14:19,375 both: WOMEN. 343 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:22,344 - LET ME JUST ASK YOU, I MEAN-- 344 00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:23,448 DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT DREW AND I 345 00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:24,829 AREN'T READY TO GET MARRIED? 346 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,176 - BEFORE YOU COMMIT YOURSELF TO SOMEONE, 347 00:14:27,211 --> 00:14:30,352 YOU HAVE TO KNOW YOU'RE ON THE SAME PAGE. 348 00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:32,561 - SO YOU AND LOLLI ARE ALWAYS ON THE SAME PAGE? 349 00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:34,804 - [laughing] OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 350 00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:38,153 - JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING US TO A DIFFERENT STANDARD. 351 00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:39,188 - WELL, HELL, YES. 352 00:14:39,223 --> 00:14:40,983 LOOK, YOUR MARRIAGE NEEDS TO WORK 353 00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:42,778 SO THAT YOU DON'T GIVE OUR CHURCH MEMBERS 354 00:14:42,812 --> 00:14:44,953 MORE EXCUSES TO BE INTOLERANT. 355 00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:47,645 - BOYCE, WE ARE NOT TRYING TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOUR CHURCH. 356 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,164 OR TO ANYONE, FOR THAT MATTER. 357 00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:51,545 I LOVE THAT GIRL. THAT GIRL LOVES ME. 358 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,202 AND WE ARE GONNA WORK THROUGH OUR PROBLEMS, 359 00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:55,480 JUST LIKE YOU AND LOLLI. 360 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,898 - ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 361 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,589 IT'S A GOOD POINT. 362 00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:02,763 IF SHE IS AS COMMITTED TO YOU AS YOU ARE TO HER, 363 00:15:02,798 --> 00:15:05,905 THEN EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE JUST FINE. 364 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,735 - WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT IN YOUR OFFICE? 365 00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:11,289 - BECAUSE YOU TWO WERE FIGHTING LIKE CATS AND CATS. 366 00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:13,567 [both laughing] 367 00:15:13,602 --> 00:15:14,706 NOW, GO AHEAD. 368 00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:16,985 GO AND GET MARRIED A COUPLE OF TIMES. 369 00:15:17,019 --> 00:15:17,986 [laughs] 370 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,573 - THANK YOU, BOYCE. - ALL RIGHT. 371 00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:23,336 - AND "K" IS FOR "KIM," 372 00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:25,062 AND WHEN SHE SEES THIS, 373 00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,132 IT WILL BE FOR... 374 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,997 ♪ KISSING 375 00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:31,137 - STAMPS! 376 00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:32,552 HEY. - HEY. 377 00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:34,761 - I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU ASKED ME TO COME OVER. 378 00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:37,488 I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. - OH, YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO. 379 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:40,767 - I THINK I MET THE MAN I'M GOING TO MARRY. 380 00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:42,458 HIS NAME IS MARCELLE. 381 00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:45,254 - MAR--MAR-WHO? - [sighs] 382 00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:47,567 YEAH, I MET HIM ON THAT DATING SITE. 383 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:48,948 YOU KNOW? AND WE JUST-- 384 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,294 WE HIT IT OFF RIGHT AWAY. 385 00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:53,400 LIKE, WE LOVE THE SAME MOVIES AND THE SAME MUSIC-- 386 00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:55,747 - HE SOUNDS VERY SUPERFICIAL. 387 00:15:55,782 --> 00:15:57,370 - HE'S A PILOT. 388 00:15:57,404 --> 00:16:00,960 BUT NOT THE DENZEL KIND. 389 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:05,033 HE FLIES HUMANITARIAN AID TO DISASTER AREAS. 390 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:08,415 - CHARITY WORK. SO HE'S MOSTLY BROKE. 391 00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,177 - HE'S ACTUALLY VERY RICH. 392 00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:13,006 HE CREATED AN IPHONE APP 393 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:16,630 THAT HELPS YOU FIND KITTENS THAT ARE STUCK IN TREES. 394 00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:19,944 OH. 395 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,497 - OKAY, WELL, IF HE'S SO WONDERFUL, IF HE'S SO GREAT, 396 00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:23,741 HOW COME NO WOMAN HAS SNAPPED HIM UP BEFORE NOW? 397 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,639 - OH, HE WAS STUDYING TO BECOME A MONK. 398 00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:27,814 - OH, COME ON! 399 00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,505 - WELL, LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU 400 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,024 FOR HELPING ME WITH MY PROFILE, 401 00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,820 'CAUSE I NEVER WOULD HAVE MET MARCELLE WITHOUT YOU, SO... 402 00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:35,615 OH, OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 403 00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:37,444 YOU WANTED TO SHOW ME SOMETHING? 404 00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:38,859 - YEAH, I GUESS. 405 00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:41,241 [clears throat] 406 00:16:41,276 --> 00:16:45,211 HERE, IT'S A SALTED CARAMEL WALNUT GANACHE CUPCAKE. 407 00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:46,419 IT'S MY OWN RECIPE. 408 00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:48,421 - STAMPS, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU BAKE. 409 00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:50,526 - YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S A PASSION OF MINE. 410 00:16:50,561 --> 00:16:52,666 - OH, OKAY. WELL, THAT LOOKS WONDERFUL. 411 00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:56,049 BUT I'M IN DATING MODE, SO NO CARBS, 412 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:58,638 BECAUSE MARCELLE IS CRAZY FIT. 413 00:16:58,672 --> 00:17:01,572 - CAN HE BAKE? - HIS CHEF DOES. 414 00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:06,715 - HAVE A NICE LIFE. - OKAY. 415 00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:08,924 OKAY, BYE. 416 00:17:11,789 --> 00:17:13,308 - YOU GOTTA PROMISE TO KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED. 417 00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:16,863 - I'M NOT--I'M NOT LOOKING. - OKAY, NOW, BABE. 418 00:17:16,897 --> 00:17:19,279 NOW, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HAIR, 419 00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:21,247 BUT I DO KNOW PRESENTATION. 420 00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:23,145 SO I CALLED MY OLD STAGE DESIGNER 421 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,113 AND TOLD HIM WHAT I WANTED. 422 00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:26,631 SO... 423 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,703 VOILA! - [gasps] 424 00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:32,499 IT'S BEAUTIFUL! - YEAH, CHECK IT OUT. 425 00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:36,952 - [gasps] YOU DID NOT! 426 00:17:36,986 --> 00:17:38,091 - YEAH, I DID. 427 00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:40,645 - OH, BOYCE, I LOVE IT. 428 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,164 - BABE, YOU'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD, 429 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:44,063 I FIGURED YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHOW IT OFF IN STYLE. 430 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,755 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE FLYEST BOOTH AT THAT EXPO. 431 00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:50,621 - OH, BABY, THANK YOU. - MM. 432 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:54,142 LOLLI, LOOK, I'M PROUD OF YOU. 433 00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:57,076 AND I PROMISE TO WORK HARDER TO BE MORE SUPPORTIVE. 434 00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,907 SO YOU JUST SPREAD YOUR WINGS, BABY, AND WATCH ME BLOW. 435 00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:02,529 - [laughs] 436 00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:04,704 WELL, WE ARE ALL ALONE IN HERE, 437 00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,775 AND YOU DID MENTION A LITTLE EARLIER 438 00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:10,192 ABOUT A LITTLE WIGGY ROLE PLAY. 439 00:18:10,227 --> 00:18:12,677 - AH, I LIKE WHERE YOUR HEAD IS AT. 440 00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:15,094 - UH-HUH. - YEAH. 441 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,267 YEAH. - OH, OKAY, OKAY. 442 00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:18,959 SO YOU FEELING A LITTLE DONNA SUMMER. 443 00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:23,102 - NO, BABY, I WANT TO BE RICK JAMES. 444 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,104 - [laughs] AH! 445 00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:28,762 - LOVE NEVER GIVES UP, 446 00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:30,419 NEVER LOSES FAITH, 447 00:18:30,454 --> 00:18:32,007 IS ALWAYS HOPEFUL, 448 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:35,666 AND ENDURES THROUGH EVERY CIRCUMSTANCE. 449 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,185 GINA AND DREW, 450 00:18:37,219 --> 00:18:39,808 WE WISH YOU HAPPINESS ALL THE DAYS TO COME. 451 00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:40,912 HEAR, HEAR. 452 00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:43,122 [cheers and applause] - THANK YOU. 453 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:48,230 THAT WAS JUST A WONDERFUL TOAST, BOYCE. 454 00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:49,956 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE CEREMONY. 455 00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:50,991 I MEAN, THE CHURCH LOOKED BEAUTIFUL. 456 00:18:51,026 --> 00:18:52,027 - GORGEOUS. 457 00:18:52,061 --> 00:18:54,063 - WELL, YOU TWO MADE 458 00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:57,308 SOME BEAUTIFUL... BRIDE-ZEZEZ. 459 00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,069 IS THAT THE PLURAL? - YES, SIR. 460 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:03,107 THAT'S FINE. - OKAY. OKAY. 461 00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:09,148 CAREFUL THERE, SISTER PEARLY. 462 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,634 YOU KNOW, THOSE ARE LESBIAN SHRIMP. 463 00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:15,015 THEY SWIM THE OTHER WAY. 464 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:17,811 - DON'T MISTAKE MY LOVE OF SHELLFISH FOR APPROVAL. 465 00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:21,850 I AM COMPILING EVIDENCE FOR MY COMPLAINT TO THE TRUSTEES. 466 00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:25,578 - WELL, YOU GOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE ON THAT PLATE TO GET O.J. OFF. 467 00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:28,236 - PARDON ME. MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? 468 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:30,755 - [laughs] 469 00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:33,689 FINALLY, AN OLD-FASHIONED GENTLEMAN 470 00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:37,037 WHO UNDERSTANDS TRADITION. 471 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,560 HMM. 472 00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:46,771 - [laughs] 473 00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:49,188 BOYCE, DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD TELL SISTER PEARLY 474 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:52,121 THAT SHE'S DANCING WITH A SISTER? 475 00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:54,986 - SHE'LL FIND OUT AFTER A COUPLE MORE GLASSES OF EVIDENCE. 476 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:59,819 - [gasps] - OR SOONER. 477 00:20:02,477 --> 00:20:05,445 [soul music] 478 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:13,453 ♪ 479 00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:28,399 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN